Calm down, curly!

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

(Source: shesdonejim, via curly-fied)

onedirectioncutefacts:

i wonder if one direction cry themselves to sleep because 99.99% of their fans are fucking annoying

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jimmyneutronsdad:

what beautiful weather outside. today im gonna blog in shorts

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kendrickllamar:

a set of pictures i like to call ‘harry styles is literally so done’

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binkshapiro:

whosromeo:

girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”

the da vinci code has been cracked

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foreveralone-lyguy:

In high school I knew this girl that wanted to become a prostitute when she graduated and now she goes to Stanford

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brudfard:

“no one under 12 can attend the stadium tour” aND IN THAT MOMENT THE ENTIRE FANDOM GAINED RESPECT FOR MODEST MANAGEMENT

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